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6.23.2009
Author:
Publishers Clearing House
Subject:
Ed McMahon-R.I.P.
Rant:
Ladeez & Gentlemen,
doff your chapeau(s) in honor of America's Top Second Banana, Ed McMahon, who passed away today at age 86. That Budweiser blazer blows Stevil & mine's Budweiser sweater out of the water. HEY-OHHHHHHHHH!
6.21.2009
Author:
Neil Hamburger
Subject:
Last Chance For Bromance
Rant:
Hey Foxes, if you wanted in on the Nü CRC Team jersey, here's your last chance. We have the following in stock:
S: 2
M: SOLD OUT!
L: SOLD OUT!
XL: SOLD OUT!
Cost is $70, and what the hell, we'll throw in FREE SHIPPING, or you can pay in store and walk away the sharpest dressed player in the pelican. As always, it's advisable to email us for availability. As stated, stock is low, and once these are gone, they're gone. Don't delay, ACT TODAY!
THANK YOU!
6.15.2009
Author:
Dirty Bird
Subject:
Dirt Burger
Rant:
It's happening this weekend. Get. On. It.
6.8.2009
Author:
Subject:
STOLEN BIKE + TRAILER
Rant:
Friend Andy and son Max had some shit jacked on Saturday night. Keep your eyes peeled. I fucking HATE bike thieves and thievery, so if found, I hope the perps get beat to a pulp.
Stolen Bike and Kids Trailer, NE MPLS
Stolen from a garage at 11XX NE 4th St, Minneapolis
Surly brand bike. Unmarked Long Haul Trucker model, with braze ons on fork, chainstay, and under down tube. Mostly black parts include XT/Alex Adventurer rims, XT deraileurs, ITM stem and drop bar, Continental Contact tires, WTB Siverado saddle, Ritchey seatpost. Silver Sugino triple crank. Bar end shifters. Black Planet Bike fenders. Black rear Surly Nice rack w/knog light attached. A black and orange Kryptonite u-lock was on the rack. The frame had non-standard “surly’ decals on the downtube and a black and white face decal on the seat tube. 2 water bottles, one plastic, one stainless steel. The frame was a prototype, no may have had no serial number (would be located on the underside of the frame, on the bottom bracket (crank axle casing).
Attached to the bike was a Burley Encore child trailer, black, yellow and blue. It had no front or rear reflectors (it did have wheel reflectors), and there were no wheel guards installed in front of the wheels on the frame. Inside were 2 glass baby bottles, a coil lock and a red target shopping bag with a pump, bicycle tube, and small tool kit. This trailer belonged to Max, and he used it all the time. This is a real bummer.
